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18 June 2012, 09:50 Rating: 11 [+]


This is how my games go:
You have struck Lignite!
OMG WHERE
You have struck Orthoclase!
OH SHIT SON
You have struck Moonstone!
SHOW ME NOW
You have struck Amethyst!
Okay come on
You have struck Schist!
Yaaaay
You have struck Granite!
Cool man
You have struck Mica!
Oka-
You have struck Chalk!
...
You have struck Moonstone!
You already told me that
You have struck Slate!
Okay... I'm gonna go play with the military for a bit.
You have struck Tiger's Eye!
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OH SHIT MINER CANCELS JOB: EVERYTHING IS COMING TO KILL YOU
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EVERYONE HAS BEEN STRUCK DOWN
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Wait what?

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